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[threatens]

ok nvm i decided to give sy a completely random food allergy to kiwis

[hisshiss]

.........I was literally about to suggest kiwis or mangos

[knightly]

ok what if

sy has a random allergy to kiwis and rosy has a random allergy to mangos

[hisshiss]

then I hope they never got their fruit salads mixed up as kids

[knightly]

when their relationship was Especially Contentious, 9-year-old sy and rosy would attempt to assassinate each other by sneaking pieces of fruit into each other's lunches

[knightly]

.........it turned into a competition to see who could eat the most fruit before going into anaphylactic shock

[hisshiss]

their teachers are trying to figure out how the hell they've gone through 12 epipens this month and why their parents aren't more concerned

[hisshiss]

Alex:
ROSY BETS SHE CAN EAT A WHOLE MANGO BEFORE GOING INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK
SY CAN BARELY EVEN EAT A WHOLE KIWI
Rosy: WE HAD EPIPENS

Cheryl:
Then they argue
Whether to count by fruits or weight

Alex:
OH IT’S SO BY WEIGHT
Rosy yells through a swollen throat

Cheryl:
Sy said by # bc how will they weigh it
Rosy says weight bc kiwis are obviously smaller

Alex:
Rosy refuses to let anyone save him until he admits she’s right
They both pass out before a conclusion is reached

[threatens]

LMAO OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

AND NOW THE LAUGHTER

IS ONLY TEARS ;________;



sy knows rosy is right but he refuses to give ground because admitting rosy is right is admitting failure

i.e. like right fucking now

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BETTER TO DIE POTENTIALLY IN THE RIGHT THAN LIVE WITH BEING WRONG



also my husband came home and was like "are you ok? you look like you're about to cry."

"........................the twins are fighting and it's making me emotional"