also can they have a spicy food eating competition
Edited (I finally clicked on the link and realized that was the wrong house but it makes the one I actually meant seem cheap as fuck) Date: 2017-07-27 02:51 pm (UTC)
sdjkfh my inbox is a mess so now i'm curious what the previous house was, but this is nice, i like it. :o my barometer for whether or not something FEELS like a stoker house is whether or not it feels like sy and rosy would hate living there lmao. i know these things are staged for pictures but it looks very NEAT and CAREFULLY ARRANGED and they have probably gotten yelled at for running int he house and making one of those dinky carpets crooked
also yes. yes. how do you want to rng this. because i am all for "you can roll to win but after a certain number you are lying on the grass sobbing loudly because your mouth and nose are on fire and might have vomited too"
the other house was some ridiculous $40 mil compound with a full gym that i was mostly considering stealing the pool from, but then there's also this one with a pool that looks cool but isn't as much fun for teenagers to do cannonballs in. i think i've officially lost all perspective on what's over the top and what's not for los angeles real estate, what's wrong with this city.
OK SO it could just be like "there are some hella spicy chicken wings that the house elves made, closest to 50 without going over wins Spiciest Dumbass." Then there doesn't even need to be a form, it could just be "post your name and get your number if you're not a pussy"
this is as much as i got done and i've decided the headers are no longer placeholders, i am accepting that drunk alex makes the best headers
and holy shit rich ppl are wild. i definitely vote for the house with the cannonball pool. i was going to be like "well that waterfall-looking place is a great spot for sexy makeouts" but then i realized which twins i was talking about and i was just like... okay nvm.
you know, i was like 50 seems like a lot, alex, but then i decided to look up what a reasonable number of chicken wings to eat in a contest is, and the 2016 US champion's number is sitting at 188. so clearly i don't know what the f i'm talking about. THAT SOUNDS PERFECT TO ME I'M ALL FOR IT
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also can they have a spicy food eating competition
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sdjkfh my inbox is a mess so now i'm curious what the previous house was, but this is nice, i like it. :o my barometer for whether or not something FEELS like a stoker house is whether or not it feels like sy and rosy would hate living there lmao. i know these things are staged for pictures but it looks very NEAT and CAREFULLY ARRANGED and they have probably gotten yelled at for running int he house and making one of those dinky carpets crooked
also yes. yes. how do you want to rng this. because i am all for "you can roll to win but after a certain number you are lying on the grass sobbing loudly because your mouth and nose are on fire and might have vomited too"
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OK SO it could just be like "there are some hella spicy chicken wings that the house elves made, closest to 50 without going over wins Spiciest Dumbass." Then there doesn't even need to be a form, it could just be "post your name and get your number if you're not a pussy"
this is as much as i got done and i've decided the headers are no longer placeholders, i am accepting that drunk alex makes the best headers
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and holy shit rich ppl are wild. i definitely vote for the house with the cannonball pool. i was going to be like "well that waterfall-looking place is a great spot for sexy makeouts" but then i realized which twins i was talking about and i was just like... okay nvm.
you know, i was like 50 seems like a lot, alex, but then i decided to look up what a reasonable number of chicken wings to eat in a contest is, and the 2016 US champion's number is sitting at 188. so clearly i don't know what the f i'm talking about. THAT SOUNDS PERFECT TO ME I'M ALL FOR IT
those headers A++
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