i bet he would see it as like having divorced parents that you can play against each other and somehow get double epic christmases and birthdays out of it if the twins up and moved to the east coast
hey i am sorry but also delighted because when i wrote that i said to myself "freddy telling them this is why he doesn't want to hang out with them is the most hurtful thing he could possibly say rn"
this isn't even mimic freddy this is just a stoker who wants his siblings to be fucking cool for once and they can't even be cool about being called uncool
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