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Sy is going to knock on Rosy's door and ask her if she wants to Apparate to a boy's house and beat him to death.

rosy can choose which boy, sy's not picky

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Somebody stop them. Or get Casey a bodyguard because Rosy's picking out her favorite bat.

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Sy would hold him down while Rosy goes to town.

And oh my god, someone really is going to have to stop them??? That or they're stopped by the realization neither of know where Casey lives. :(

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Rosy's sure she could find out.

Rosy you don't get to find out, we're not turning Casey into the first ghost student.

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THERE'S NO ONE TO PROTECT PATTERSON WHEN THEY'RE ALL BACK AT SCHOOL

except rules, teachers and the threat of expulsion

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How very unstoker to think about the consequences though.

Hopefully something else will piss them off between now and when they go back to school so they can get expelled for THAT instead.

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I'm imagining once they realized they couldn't find Casey to beat him to death they just gave up and started fuming at their journals in the same room. With things occasionally getting hurled across the room.

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OK but do you think the Stokers have a Temper Tantrum Room that's just

twin punching bags and old toys they can break

their parents were like "therapy's too expensive and might bring up uncomfortable questions, work out your feelings this way kids"

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It would explain why their favorite reaction to something not going their way is to destroy everything around them.

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Sy really dropped the ball by not getting Rosy a pair of brass knuckles for Christmas instead. BUT SHE DID GIVE HIM THIS COOL COIN or half a coin. He's going to keep it on him forever.

But yeah look it's just practical, imagine them at like five years old just destroying things every time they have a temper tantrum. Finally mom and dad are like there aren't enough sports in the world to work out their aggression and forced them to keep all their temper tantruming to one room.

...or maybe they don't give a shit, like, the house-elves always clean everything up. if you break something important we can just get it replaced, nbd. or maybe you can stew over how you acted very foolish and did this to yourself, sylvester, look at how good rosemary was being by not breaking her baseball bat just because her team won and yours didn't

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For the record, Rosy and Sy would get beaten to death by the other 7 Pattersons and the metric fuckton of brooms that exist in the house.

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It's probably for the best if they go out doing what they love, ruining everything.